January 2010
17 posts
Opera ............. ra
Popped my opera cherry last night.
Initially it was just the orchestra (15 minutes or so) and i thought it was going to be just a musical rendition for 2½ hours which at first made me wince but then I thought ‘Actually yeah, I’m comfy, why not?’. But to my surprise the curtain was raised and lots of people were falling over on stage, my face lit up.
I was watching Wagner’s...
L-E-T-T-E-R
My friend’s uncle found this letter today and he said to his niece that he found this letter so she came out me and told me that her uncle had found this letter so I’m telling you that this letter was found and in the letter it said that an unamed person was writing to someone telling them that they had just been told that someone else had just found a letter and so the letter they had...
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Wanky Sidekicks
Right, I got beef. Indiana Jones is decent bloke yeah? He’s all suave and adventurous right? He’s got enough gravitas to have the film title dedicated to him yes? Then why the fuck does he need a whinge-bag of a harlot and a turd of a child as his sidekicks?
Minus the superfluous elements an you’re left with a film devoid of irritating and unnecessary sub plots and ‘Oh...
Leeds Zine Fair
Thanks to Christine Gore for getting Merry-Go-Round into it! (Isa tha Blue one)
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The Pros & Cons of Not Wearing Pants
I’m talking about the English version of ‘pants’ ie. undergarmentos.
The last time I wore pants was November 16th 2007. I’d just had enough of them, ‘Fuck ‘em’ I said and that was that, they were cast aside like the dirty flannels they were.
Two and bit years later my trousers start ripping at the crotch (that’s right ladies) and I also realise that...
Wallop
A middle aged Turkish woman just leant out of her second storey window and pelted me with two snowballs before doubling over with laughter. How did she even get two snowballs on the second floor?
